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Jokes
enjoy this one....................
> After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation.
>
> They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket,
> and friends and
> family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about
> you?"
>
> The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that
> I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."
>
> The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful
> husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of
> tomorrow."
>
> The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to
> hear them say,
> 'Look, he's moving!'"
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It's the only time of year when we love to sit in front of a dead tree
and eat candy out of our socks."
An old man was sitting
on a bench at the mall. A young man walked
up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors,
green, red, orange, blue, yellow. The old man just stared.
The young man said, "What's the matter, Old Timer, never done
anything wild in your life?">
The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I
was just wondering if you were my son."
